Transfer Student/Transcript

The scene starts with Tari being escorted by a guard to go back into her room as the TASGuard then shuts the room. Tari then goes to her bed as she then pulls out Pocket Gakusei as she boots up the game.]

Tari: Okay! Here we go! Don’t worry guys I’ll talk to you soon.

[Tari lies on her bed as she eventually warps into a classroom.]

??? (Female Anime Voice): Okinasaaaiiii!

Tari: H-Hello?

??? (Female Anime Voice): Ohayo Gozaimasu! [Tari looks around as she then sees Kizuna AI right at the teacher’s podium.] Daijobu?

Tari: Oh uh- Hello there. I’m so sorry I don’t speak- huh? [She starts translating and her name finally reveals that she is Kizuna AI.] Hmph, didn’t know I could do that.

Kizuna AI: [She speaks in Japanese in the show but there are in show subtitles to translate.] Hello I’m Kizuna AI. Nice to meet you. You can call me Ai-chan.

Tari: It’s nice to meet you too Ai-chan. My name is Tari.

Kizuna Ai: [Spawns right next to Tari] Hello Tari-chan! Welcome to Pocket Gakusei! Since you are a new student to our school, I have been assigned to help you as a guide!

Tari: Oh that’s great. I-I’m looking for my friend. M-Maybe you could help me? His name is Lamar Williams. I’m pretty sure he plays this game.

Kizuna Ai: Lamar Williams? [Kizuna Ai scans the user database for him] I am sorry, there are no users with that screen name.

Tari: Oh right, h-he would be under screen name. Okay, try AnimeKing20?

Kizuna Ai: [Scans once again] I am sorry there are no users by that name.

Tari: What else does he use? Uh- OtakuPrince?

Kizuna Ai: [Scans once more] None.

Tari: xXBodyPillowBossXx.

[Kizuna Ai just looks at Tari funny as there is an awkward moment of silence. She then starts to scan once more.]

Kizuna Ai: None.

Tari: Urgh! I know he plays this game! [Turns to Ai chan] Okay Ai-chan. I am just gonna search for him manually. Can you give me access to the rest of the- game? School? Thing?

Kizuna Ai: Are you sure about that Tari-chan?

Tari: I don’t really see any other way.

Kizuna Ai: Well okay then. Good luck! [She then disappears as the door opens for Tari.]

[Tari walks out as she sees the school as she gulps.]

Tari: This…might be harder than I thought….[She then walks out to the hallways where the silhouettes of people are there.]

[The theme song plays]

[The scene cuts to Belle sneaking about in TASCorp as she wants to get into the lab. She then sees the camera as she then decides to open up her arm UI to hack into the camera and disable it.]

Belle: Hmhm~ At least that six months of hacking practice wasn’t for nothing. [She then presses a button as the camera goes down where she decides to make a walk for it. She then approaches the door as she then presses the lock combo to gain access inside of it. Belle closes the door as she does some typing on the computer itself as it boots up. Belle then reviews the footage of Sheridan and the explosion. She does the manual inputs as she then sees Theo making faces on the screen in his prison confinement.]

Theo: Eh Bleh~ Bleeeeeeeehhhhh.

Belle: Hmhmhmhmmmm~ Hello Coconut Boi. Yo kid can you hear me?

Theo: Huh? [Stops making faces] God?

Belle: Close but no. It’s Belle.

Theo: Belle…

Belle: You know! Belle! Fontiere! World class Meta Runner!

Theo: Ummmm-

Belle: Come on kid! We literally talked yesterday! I hunted your friends through Tempest. We had a car chase through Silica City! You threw a coconut at my head at the streaming lab!

Theo: Ohhhhh! The angry shouty lady.

Belle: Ugh…yeah sure whatever. Listen kid I need you to do something for me.

Theo: Really? Well I’ll be honest. Just then wasn’t a good pitch of why I should help you.

Belle: Good point. But what about helping Tari?

Theo: Go on.

Belle: Tari and me, we’re really looking for the same thing. Information on Project Blue. And the only place to find it is deep in the TASCorp server. Theo: Okay- Yeah- [The TAScientists at the main room taps the other scientist to show him what’s going on with Theo.] Uh huh- Okay, so you bust me out of here. And all I have to do is find something in the server.

Belle: Yeah play your cards right and I may even be able to help you get back to Tari.

Theo: Hmmmmm- What do you think Elder Tomato? [Theo pulls out the Elder Tomato.]

Elder Tomato: Six Banana Medallions containing the juicy power of Fruitopia were scattered across- [More lore jargon]

Theo: Hmmmm- So true so true. [Pockets the Elder Tomato.] Okay I will help you out. But I’m doing this for Tari. Not you understand?

Belle: Sure kid, whatever you say.

Theo: Alright so what’s the game plan huh? How we breaking out of this joint?

Belle: Kid I held the Ultra Jump Mania speedrun record longer than anyone else in the world. I probably know your abilities better than you do. [Starts inputting into the controller.]

Theo: Whoa! [His body moves automatically]

Belle: Kid would you stop FIGHTING me?!

Theo: Umm- Awwwww- [He allows Belle to get some control as he then jumps and does some movements. At one point he runs into the wall.] Haven’t felt like this in a while. [Goes back to doing game movement by Belle controlling him.]

[The scientists at the other room all watch in curiosity as they do not bother to do anything about it. Meanwhile Belle starts to configure some settings on her arm as she starts to upgrade her playing skills. Theo in the game then starts to throw the coconut very fast as he laughs.]

Theo: Hahahahaha Hahahaahahaha! Wheee! Faster! Faster!!! [Belle then does an input where Theo just jumps very slowly.] Um- what? [Theo starts to go really fast as he T-poses in between sometimes. He then finally goes past the screen as the scientists all recoil in fear of being hit but Theo just got out of confinement.] Whoaaaaa! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Oof! Owf! [The face plants onto the TASCorp server.]

Belle: Infinite Spin Clip. Haven’t had to use one of those since 100% runs were popular.

Theo: That was awesome! Let’s do that again!

Belle: Focus kid! I got you out of that room now it’s your turn. Remember you are looking for anything about Project Blue.

Theo: Roger that Mission Control! I got it from here.

Belle: Hm~ [Belle smiles]

[Theo then runs through the server as the scene then cuts to Tari making her way through the school. Tari runs into a classroom as she searches.]

Tari: Lamar?!

Male Otaku: Aw yeah! Check it! We got a new classmate! Can we get some RNG love in the chat bois?!

Tari: Sorry! Wrong door!

[Tari goes out and into another door.]

Tari: Lamar?

Male Otaku: Who’s this? Awwwww I wanted to get Mitsuki chan!

Male Otaku’s mom: Jeremy! Put down your cartoon toy and come down for dinner!

Male Otaku: It’s called ANIME mom!

Tari: Ummmmm….[She walks out of the door and goes into another door.]

Male Otaku: Oh what’s this? Another super cool one. Wanna form a study group?~

[Tari immediately goes out of the room.]

Tari: This isn’t working. [Sighs] Okay if I’m going to find Lamar I just need to think like Lamar. [Sighs and tries to think like Lamar] Yo guys what’s up Lamar here! I love my car and my anime and my body pillows!

[Tari then gets a revelation.

Lamar: Satsuki chan here is my side chick. I am a bit of a player know what I am saying?]

Tari: [Gasps] Satsuki chan! Ai chan!!!

Ai chan: What’s wrong Tari chan?

Tari: My friend Lamar loves an anime character named Satsuki chan. She wouldn’t happen to be in this game would she?

Ai chan: Why yes she is, Tari chan, as part of our Nova Explorers crossover promotion. [She then spawns Satsuki.]

Tari: Thanks Ai chan! [Turns to Satsuki chan] Hi Satsuki chan! You don’t know me but I’m pretty sure you know my friend. I really need to speak to him and I was hoping you could help me find him? [Silence] Hello?…

Ai chan: No, not like that Tari-chan! If you want to talk to your classmates, you’re going to have to fill up your relationship meter with them.

Tari: Oh! Alright. Well… How do I fill up a relationship meter?

Ai chan: This is a dating simulator, Tari chan. You have to take her on a date!

Tari: Oh boy…

[The scene then cuts to Lucks coming out of the elevator as he walks out into the main room.]

Lucks: Where is he?

[The scientists a bit fearful hesitates a bit as they start to bring up the information on where he is.]

Lucks: What is he looking for there? [Some files being shuffled through] Run the quarantine program in my private server.

[The scientists starts running the quarantine program as the scene cuts to Theo searching the files.]

Theo: Let’s see Spletzer Records… Nope! W A H Launcher blueprints… Don’t know what that is! Duck photos? Who’s been downloading all these?

Belle: Taking your sweet time kid.

Theo: Hey! Calm down. Investigation is a delicate process. Hah! [Theo breaks the container with the files] Boy who knew companies would have so much data. I don’t even know where to look. Huh?! Who’s there?! [A purple mist of light appears to guide Theo.] Uh huh?

Belle: You find something?

Theo: Uh maybe? It says Project Blue dash cleanup dash Lucinia?

Belle: Lucinia… That’s it! Kid get that file!

Theo: No problemo! Hyah! [Theo starts downloading the data.] Hehehe. [He then hears quarantine bots coming after him.] Ah! Aww… Hey we got a problem here!

Belle: You gotta protect that upload kid! That’s your end of the bargain!

Theo: Alright fine… I’m ready for you this time.

[Theo jumps the quarantine bot’s tackle as he throws the coconut back which hits the quarantine bot head on.]

Theo: Huh?! [He ducks just right on time. He then uses the Coconut as a shield as the bot tackles him.] Whoa… Aaaaa-aahhh-ahhhhh! [A bot then carries him by the hair as he is lifted up. He tries to swipe at the bot.] Come on! Ah. [He looks down as he throws his coconut downwards.] 3, 2, 1. [The coconut hits the bot that was holding onto him.] Ah! Yeah! Wuh oh! [Theo then falls down as he bumps into the bot itself.] Owf! Wuuuh! [Dodges the coconut falling down as he celebrates a bit as the bot then hits him on the head falling down.] Ow!

Lucks: Keep running the quarantine! Devote any auxiliary system processing power to this.

Theo: [Is panting as he sees the file has just barely downloaded.] Huh? [Sees an army of bots after him.] Awwwwwrgh! Hey shouty lady! I’m not sure if I can handle this many!

Belle: Well hold on to your coconut kid. BECAUSE I can!

[Belle starts to input onto her controller as she takes control of Theo. Theo starts to rapidly place his coconut down and back.]

Theo: Is this another weird glitch?

Belle: Kid! What do you think I do for a living? Just sit back and enjoy the ride!

[Theo eventually spawns a second coconut.] Theo: Two coconuts?! [Theo then rapidly starts making more coconuts.] Whoa… Ahahahaahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [Makes a few coconuts] This- This is just too much power~

[Belle configures some settings on her arm.]

Belle: You ain’t seen nothing yet kid.

[Theo then starts to throw some coconuts at the bots as they get demolished bit by bit. He then jumps and twists into the air stomping on the bots as he then runs to collect his coconut’s back.]

Theo: Hehe look at me. I’m turtle Theo. [He then takes a coconut as he aims at the bots up above.]

Belle: Hey kid watch this.

[Theo then throws multiple coconuts at the air as they hold in place.]

Theo: Uhhh I think you missed!

Belle: Oh did I?

[The coconuts starts flying around in a freeform pattern where they are all hitting the bots here and there as they make a tornado.]

Theo: This is awesome! All the fun of killing without any of the effort!

[As a bot gets destroyed the other bot tries to escape by going up.]

Belle: Oh no you don’t!

[Theo then does a tech where he uses two coconuts to jump and make his way to the bot that was escaping as Theo as he then demolishes it with a coconut throw.]

Theo: HAAAAAAAHHH!!! [Lands on the ground] You may take our files but you will never take our freedom! [The file finishes downloading.] Oh hey the files done.

Belle: I got it. I GOT IT!!! [Gasps as she realizes that was very loud.]

[The TASGuard gets suspicious as they hear the shout as they looks at the door as they open it. The Guard walks in as it notices that the monitor is on as he goes to it.]

Theo: Alright! Let’s get em! ……Shouty Lady? Hello!

[The TASGuard does some calling and a bit of programming gets out of the cardboard box as she sighs and looks back from the door to Theo.]

Theo: Hey you still there? I really need some help!

[Belle just exits out of the door as the bots close in on Theo. He jumps on one as he demolishes on with a coconut as one tackles him and puts him into the corner where he then gets captured. The scene cuts to Belle breathing a sigh of relief as she makes it out of there. She then checks that she got the file she has received and downloaded.]

Belle: Sorry kid…[Belle runs off.]

[The scene cuts to Lucks who has captured Theo and contained him as the bot was about to place him in the jail cell.]

Lucks: Wait. The containment server won’t hold him. Clearly the reason our guest keeps running away is because we haven’t made him feel quite at home. Let’s remedy that.~

[The scientist then starts to configure some computer settings as the screen fades to white as Theo wakes back up on Simple Flip island.]

Theo: Shouty Lady! [Jumps up] Huh? [Looks around] I’m…home? I’m home! [Jumps for celebration as the game glitches out] Well that’s different… [He tries to jump but keeps glitching out. He then pulls out the Elder Tomato.] Uh. Hey Elder Tomato what’s going on?

Elder Tomato: Well Theo you- [Glitches out]

Theo: Ah! [Tosses the Elder Tomato away as he then sees a scary glitched out facepalm spawning] Hah! [He tries to throw a coconut at the facepalm but it glitches out and does not do anything at all.] WHAT’S HAPENNING?!?! [He gets scared as he screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[The screen then fades to white as it then shows the rebuilt UJM cartridge where Lucks looks at the cartridge and back at the screen with a very cold and angry face as Theo is screaming. Lucks then turns as he walks away.]

[Episode End]