Out Of Bounds/Transcript

[in the game, Theo looks at Tari angrily]

Theo (points at Tari): You're not gonna take my island, evil boss! [shouts, charges toward Tari, traps a crab with his coconut, then gets his coconut ready to attack Tari]

Tari: Wait wait, no! I'm not a boss! I'm not a boss!

Theo: Huh? [falls to the ground] That's something a boss would say! [grabs his coconut, ready to attack Tari]

Tari: Stop, stop with that coconut! I-I'm a human, like you, see?

Theo: Hmmm....

Tari: [giggles]

Theo: HMMMMMM.....

Tari: [becomes embarassed]

Theo: Hmm...okay. What are you doing on my island?

Tari: I was thinking you could help me figure that out. I was playing this video game literally moments ago, next thing I know I see a bright flash and now I'm here.

Theo: Sounds like you died.

Tari: Uhh...yeah.

Theo: Well, if you're not here to kill me, [walks over to the mountain and jumps on top of it] Welcome to Simple Flip Island! I'm Theo, king of all the land! [loses his balance and falls off the mountain]

Tari: Well, it's nice to see you, Theo, king of all the land. I'm Tari.

Theo (gets off of the ground): Tari, huh? You look like a Larry.

Tari: Ehhh...

Theo: Ok bye

Tari: Wait, what???

Theo: [sings a tune]

Tari: Kid, hold on! [catches up to Theo]

[theme song plays]

Theo: [runs to the first level, jumps over a pit, dodges a ball, and jumps over a few spikes]

Tari: [catches up to Theo, jumps over a pit] Hey, Theo! [hears a ball rolling and moves over] Has anyone from Silica City every visited you?

Theo (as he was running): Silica City? Is That a Secret Level? [slides under an axe, and jumps over another few spikes]

Tari: [wails when she saw an axe, then crawls under it, then manages to jump over a pit of spikes]

[Theo waves as he does a wall jump and jumps from the pole as he collects some coins.]

Tari: You do know you are in a video game, right kid?

Theo: Yup! Sure do!

[Theo walks off as Tari sighs.]

Tari: …Was my life always this crazy?…

Theo: Yo! You coming?!

Tari: Uh yeah-

[Tari walks forth as she realizes there is a huge cliff to scale.]

Tari: Theo, there is no way I can jump that high.

Theo: Of course you can. You just gotta believe.

Tari: Huh?

Theo: Believe Tari. Beliieeeeeeevvvveee!

[Tari gets a little frustrated as she figures out a way to scale the cliff. As she readies herself she sees the data analysis once again.]

Tari: Ah! This again? [She starts scan the area.] What the…?

Theo: Tari hurry up. Tari hurry up. Hurry Tari. Come on Tari. Hehe. Hurry Tari.

[Tari just decides to run for it and make the jump as she lands on top of the cliff.]

Tari: Whooaaa- Wow! That was amazing!

Theo: See? And you didn’t even die.

Tari: You know for a kid you talk about death an awful lot.

Theo: Hehe yeah I die a lot.

Tari: Riiiiiggght anyway I need to find a way out of here. Where are you headed to?

Theo: Oh I just need to get to the goal post so that I can get to the next level and the goal post should be… yep there it is.

[The camera zooms out as it pans to the goal post. Tari gulps seeing the distance.]

Tari: Why would you wanna go and do that?

Theo: [Brings out the Elder Tomato.] The ancient Elder Tomato told me to do it.

Elder Tomato: Long ago, at the land of Simple Flip Island lives three banana gods- [The Elder Tomato keeps on giving lore.]

Tari: How long does this go for?

Theo: About an hour.

Tari: Hmmmm…[As the Elder Tomato keeps on talking Tari looks around until she sees the goal post.] Oh Theo I think I saw some monsters trying to steal the goal post.

Theo: [gasps] Oh no they don’t! Let’s go beat them to it! Crackerjack! [Theo runs off.]

[Tari sighs.]

Theo: Hey! Let’s a go!

[Theo pulls Tari’s hands with him.]

[The scene cuts too TASCorp and what is happening outside of the game.]

Belle: That’s right, sorry folks. Store closed early tonight. Get out! Come on.

Male Pedestrian: Aw, but I wanted to buy a gaming duck…

Belle: Yeah it’ll still be here tomorrow buddy. Buh bye.~

[Belle walks back into the store.]

Belle: Alright Lucks! Stores been evacuated! Just you, the scientists, and the girl now. That’s probably the creepiest thing I’ve ever said.

[Belle walks but then gets interrupted by a Bot-boy.]

Bot-boy: Um excuse me ma’am-

Belle: Ah! [Belle gets startled as she then punches the Bot-boy. The Bot-boy yelps and recoils in pain a bit.]

Belle: [Calms down a bit.] Ugh- Oh it’s just you. Don’t creep up on me like that dude.

Bot-boy: Yep so sorry ma’am. I couldn’t help but noticed you’ve evacuated everyone out of the store. What would you like me to do now?

Belle: [Sighs] Just go stand in that corner and face the wall or something.

Bot-boy: Roger that ma’am. [The bot boy goes off to stand in the corner and face the wall.]

[Belle sighs as she then walks forward to meet with Lucks. However she stops to see the screen displaying her and a purple haired girl on the TV screen.

Belle: Wooo! Yeah! Come on! Come on! Yeah!

Belle hugs the purple haired girl as she celebrates in front of the audience cheering for them.]

Belle: [Shows visible agitation] OI!!! Why is this ancient ass commercial still playing?!

Bot-boy: Uh- I- I- I-

Belle: It’s over a year old! Get rid of it!

Bot-boy: Yes boss.

Belle: Ugghhhh….[Belle storms off.]

Bot-boy: Hehe, I think she likes me.

[The scene cuts too a montage of Tari and Theo going through the sections of the game itself. Eventually they come across a kind of gate guarded by a bot-boy.]

Theo: Hey beach-bot, can we get past?

Beach-bot: Greetings friends! Please find the golden key to paaaassss! Or you can buy the $9.95 expansion DLC available at your nearest game shop.

Theo: Aw man…Okay….[Theo pulls out his wallet as he looked annoyed.]

[Tari looks around as she scans for a way to get past. She finds a way to exploit as she laughs and chuckles a bit as she decides to make a go for it. She uses the Beach-bot as foot stool as she jumps onto a part where she can stand on due to faulty collisions.]

Beach-bot: Hey friend! Please don’t exploit bad collision like that!

[Tari smirks at the Beach-bot as she then jumps on top of the gate and past it to the other side. She turns around and sees a big red button that she then pushes. This causes the gate to open up.]

Beach-bot: Huh? [Theo runs to get inside.] Hey friends are you sure you do not wanna buy the DLC?…Aww….

Theo: Whoa! Where’d you learn that?

Tari: I don’t know. It was just a feeling.

Theo: Huh- I thought those funny shoes would make it impossible for you to jump.

Tari: Hey! Leave my socks and sandals alone. I think they’re cool. [She hears the grunt of a facepalm as she gasps.] Wait did you hear that?

[And then a few facepalms start to show up from the ground. This causes Tari to get into a fighting stance as she turns to Theo and nods. She then runs towards the facepalm as she then strikes them with a punch. She then recoils in pain.]

Tari: Owwwwww….

[The facepalm then spawns a coconut bomb as it rolls to the ground as Tari then dives out of the way of the explosion and lies face down next to Theo.]

Tari: Ooof!

Theo: Tari what are you doing?

Tari: I am fighting the bad guys. [Voice is muffled laying face down.]

Theo: Oh well non comical violence is looked down upon for an E rated game. Hya! [Theo throws a coconut at a facepalm as it hits it which causes the facepalm to disappear as it returns back to him like a boomerang. He then pulls out a pineapple hammer.] Here use this instead.

[Tari looks at the hammer as she then gets a feel for it.]

Tari: Oh…whoa…

[A few facepalms jumps and tries to attack Tari.]

Theo: Watch out!

Tari: Huh?

[The facepalm lands which causes Tari to lose balance a bit as she then regains her balance by hitting the facepalm with her hammer.]

Theo: Yeah! TARRRRIIIII!!!

Tari: Wow…effective. [More facepalm grunts as she gasps.]

[A horde of facepalms appear.]

Tari: Um- um- uh-

[The scene cuts to the scientists talking and Belle walking to meet with Lucks who is studying Tari.]

Lucks: Hmmm, fascinating.

Belle: This is a lot of effort for one transcended chick Lucks.

Lucks: Yes yes it is but can you imagine what technology like this could do for TASCorp?

Belle: Lucks I don’t know about you but most people don’t need some janky VR to play video games.

Lucks: You know they said the same thing when I invented the Meta Runner arm and now you can’t make a name for yourself without one. This is the future Belle and it’s literally within our grasp or would you rather those parasites LucidGaming get their hands on this or maybe those neanderthals EvoTech.

Belle: Hell no! If you think this is the future then I’m gonna be the one leading it.

Lucks: Hmph, that’s what I thought.

[A kind of digital sound as the scientist finishes up booting a kind of program into the Ultra Jump Mania cartridge.]

Lucks: Ah it’s all set up. Well then lets begin.~

[The scene cuts back to Tari and Theo still in the predicament of having to fight a lot of facepalms.]

Tari: Uh Theo, I don’t think we can fight this many.

Theo: Sure we can. WHOOOO’S READY TO DIEEEEE?!

Tari: Theo! Seriously we should run!

Theo: Nah that’s lame. Wahey! [Theo charges in.]

Tari: THEO!

[A few facepalms run towards to Tari.]

Tari: Whoa…

[Tari hits a few of the facepalms with her hammer. A facepalm then goes over and puts Tari in a clash where she blocks with her hammer.]

Theo: Need some help?

[Theo jumps on one and throws a coconut at another one as well. However a facepalm hits Theo and sends him flying.]

Theo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Oof! [Theo hits the ground surrounded by facepalms.]

Tari: NO THEO!!! HOLD ON!!!

[Tari charges in as she scans the best possible route to take down the facepalms. She then executes her plan as she beats up a few of the facepalms.]

Tari: Theo! Are you okay?!

Theo: Yup! Takes a lot more than that to kill me! Speaking of killing you don’t suck at doing it anymore.

Tari: Uh- thanks. I think I am getting the hang of this.

[They look at the remaining facepalms as they nod to each other as they execute a team attack where Theo is flung by Tari’s hammer as he reinforces his head with the coconut.]

Theo: Yeah! Ha ha ha! Woooo!

[Theo hits a facepalm as Tari and Theo hits more facepalms.]

Theo: Heads up Tari! [Theo throws his coconut at a facepalm which disintegrates it as Tari grabs it and chucks it by hitting it with her hammer. This takes out the last facepalm who was running away.]

Tari: Ha ha ha! WOO HOO! We actually did it!

Theo: See! You don’t suck at all! Hoo Hoo!

[Both Tari and Theo high five each other but the game somehow starts glitching out a bit as both Tari and Theo are a bit confused as to what’s going on.]

Theo: Huh?

Tari: Wha?

Theo: Huh? Uh?

[Then a red colored Theo appears behind Tari.]

Lucks(Red Theo): My my~ Isn’t this interesting?~

[Tari turns around to see the Red Theo.]

Theo: Whoa…its me…Hi me! Are you my Spanish cousin? Hola.

Tari: Who are you? What’s going on?

Lucks(Red Theo): Oh I am just someone who cares very much for you. You see I am a very curious man and what’s happened here has piqued my curiosity.

Theo: You are a man? No you are a boy…like me.

Lucks(Red Theo): What is really interesting is that you Tari, you seem to have consciously entered the game yourself. Which brings me to ask. How on earth did you do it?

Tari: I don’t know I-it just happened.

Lucks(Red Theo): Well then let me help you figure it out. You see this here what you have done is a gift and at my company TASCorp we are all about nurturing the gifted.

[Belle sighs a bit.]

Tari: So can you help m- [She recoils in heavy pain.] AAAAAHHHHH!!! What?! My arm! It burns! What are you doing?!

[The scientists are performing mechanical work on her arm.]

Lucks(Red Theo): Why we are helping you~

Tari: No…Stop!…It hurts so much!….

Lucks(Red Theo): Pain is just an obstacle to greatness Tari. What you have could change the world.

[Tari is gasping in pain.]

Theo: Tari…Tari….Are you okay? Go away bad Theo! Uh! [Theo throws his coconut at Red Theo which is just an apparition created by Lucks to converse with her.]

Lucks: Just bear with us Tari. This will be over shortly.

[Tari recoils and screams in pain as outside glowing lines start to appear.]

Lucks: How remarkable~

Belle: Lucks so-something’s wrong I think that’s enough!

Lucks: Enough?! Do you see what we are discovering here?! I will say when it’s enough!

[Tari is still recoiling in pain as everything still is glitching out.]

Theo: [Looking very concerned.] Tari Tari what’s going on? I feel funny…[Tari is gasping heavily.] Tari?! Tari?!

Tari: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Tari then screams as outside she creates an electro shockwave that pushes everyone back from her. She wakes up in the real world as she turns around to see Belle and Lucks still needing to recover from the shockwave. Then she turns to her side where she sees Theo who is looking around as he looks at Tari.]

[Episode Ends]