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[Theme Song Plays]

[The scene starts with Tari creating fire. Theo is shooting laser blasts from his fingers.]

Theo: Ha ha! Yeah! Put em up Tari!

Tari: Wah! [This causes Tari to get very shocked as she throws her fireball accidentally. She turns to Lamar and Masa.] Guys! Watch out!

[The fireball is aiming towards them as Masa sees this and dodges. Lamar on the other hand however…]

Lamar: Oh okay….

[Lamar gets hit by the fireball as he gets thrown off and demolished.]

Lamar: Guha!

Tari: AHHH!!!

Theo: He dead.

Tari: Oh my gosh! Sorry! I’m so sorry!

[Lamar rest-pawns again next to Tari which startles her a bit.]

Lamar: Nah, it’s all good! Ehhehehehe

Masa: I thought that was on purpose, I would’ve been impressed. [Tari chuckles a bit.] Sofia start the walkthrough, let’s get this show on the road!

Sofia: [From outside the game not exactly playing it] Hello Tari! THIS IS GOD!!!

Theo: Hiya God!

Masa: Sofia…

Sofia: Ahahahahaha. Sorry. Couldn’t resist! Ahem…Tari and Theo. Welcome to Tempest! The magical battle Royale game that will REALLY blow you away! And I mean literally folks. If you haven’t noticed yet, you are already in the area aptly named “The Mountain” where you and a hundred other teams fight to the death!

Theo: Fight to the death?! BRING IT ON!!! [Starts shooting finger gun lasers.] Hahaha, Pew pew pew pew!

Lamar: ….Should I be concerned?

Sofia: Spell Books are scattered throughout the mountain which will give you magical abilities to fight your opponents and get around. The last one standing wins!

Tari: Sooo, get Spells, blast people. Sounds simple enough.

Masa: Heh, it’s a lot more complicated than that.

Tari: [Sighs] I had a feeling you’d say that…

Masa: Sofia?

Sofia: Yup, on it. [Sofia starts typing as books then appears for the players.]

Tari: WHOA!

Theo: Awww books? No one said there’d be reading…

[Masa grabs a book as he absorbs it and creates a purple ball of energy.]

Masa: There are dozens of Spells in Tempest, and each one has its own unique quirks and methods. If you want to last more than five minutes in this game, you’re gonna have to learn them all. HEGH! [Tosses the energy ball up as it falls down.] HAGH! [He wheel kicks the ball of energy as it explodes onto the wall.]

Tari: Uhh, okay.

Lamar: Oh don’t worry about old Doom and Gloom Tari. These spells can be a lot of fun! Here check this out! [Lamar grabs a book as he absorbs it.] Hehehehe. [He then aims his hand downwards as he shoots a blast of wind to propel him upwards as he then also blasts the wind in front of him as he sideflips while being blown back onto land.]

Tari: WOAAHHH!!! That DOES look like fun!

Lamar: THIS IS ONE OF THE FASTEST WAYS TO MOVE AROUND!!! [He yells as he is quite a distance away.]

Theo: Oh! I want to try!

Masa: Theo! Wait!

[Theo already grabs a book and absorbs it.]

Theo: Up up and away! [A pillar of earth spawns beneath him as it throws him onto the air. He is flying very far as he is falling out of the boundaries of the map.] Wheeeeeeeee! Ahahahaha weeeeeee! [He then gets demolished as he then respawns again.] Crackerjack! Let’s do that again! [He tries to make a run for it again.]

Tari: [Picks Theo up to stop him.] Ohhh no you don’t!

Masa: Theo your job is to stay near us and protect Tari, think you can handle that?

Theo: YEEEEEAAAAHHHH! [Starts shooting finger gun lasers.]

Tari: Then I guess the next big thing is to learn this glitch right?

Masa: [Grabs the tome] Correct, use this Wind Burst Spell and launch yourself into the air. [He then gives the tome to Tari.]

Tari: [Receives the tome] Uh…okay. [She then absorbs the tome.] Uh…How’d you do this again Lamar?

Lamar: Oh, just press the A button.

Tari: What?! I don’t HAVE an A button!

Lamar: Um…say the magic word?

Tari: [Somehow makes a massive burst of wind that shoots her up] WAAAAHHH!!!

Lamar: Oh well never mind…

Tari: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Sofia: Okay good! [Types some stuff as she adjusts Tari’s angle and speed.] Now brace yourself! [She presses the enter button.]

Tari: HUH?! BRACE MYSELF FOR WHA- [Tari is dragged forwards.] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [Tari braces herself for impact.]

[She collides as a purple wave of electricity happens as she disappears as the game then glitches out.]

Theo: Eh seen it before. I think I know what comes next.

[Tari wakes up as she gasps.]

Tari: Huaaaaahhhhh! [She stands up a bit rattled.] Wh-what just happened?!

Theo: Tari! [Theo then spawns in] You went through the floor!

Tari: Huh?!

Sofia: That’s a game-breaking glitch we call the “Deep Mountain Clip”. Baaaasically if you hit the floor at the right angle and speed, you’ll go through the level….and if you do this during the competition TASCorp servers will go down with it and I’ll be able to hack right in!

Theo: Is that all? That’s so easy! Tari all you gotta do is go fast.

Masa: That was simple because we were in Training Mode. No one was attacking you and Sofia could alter your speed and angle. It’ll be nothing like that in the tournament.

Tari: Yeah that sounds about right. Well I’m ready to do this properly, regardless. Sofia: Okay then! [Goes back to take a seat with her computer] Lets take it from the top! For this glitch to be remotely possible, you need to go to the top of the mountain.

Tari (in the game now): What?! The top?!

Sofia: Don’t worry. Just use that Wind Burst Spell you have and focus on scaling the mountain. Theo is already waiting up there for you! [Theo is waving.]

Tari: Oh man….[sighs] I’ll try. [Shoots the wind to the ground as she is thrown up.] WAAAAAHHHH

Lamar: Do you… think she’ll learn this glitch in time?

Masa: I-I really hope so.

[Masa presses the play button as Tempest starts up for him. Both Lamar and Masa spawn into the game.]

Theo: Oh hey guys. Where’s Tari?

Tari: AAAAAHHH [Crashes to the ground] Oof!

Theo: Oh. There you are!

Tari: Ow…

Sofia: Great work! NOW JUMP OFF!

Tari: What?! I just got here!

Masa: Jumping off here is the only way to get enough speed to clip through the floor.

Sofia: The Wind Burst Spell should be enough to propel you right off.

Tari: Ugh, okay…

[She then uses the Wind Burst Spell as she throws her self into the air falling off the mountain.]

Tari: What do I do now?! SOFIA?!

Lamar: Hey guys its a shooting S-TARI! [Laughs]

[Both Masa and Sofia look at him funny.]

Sofia: Great! Now keep firing that Wind Burst Spell on your way down to gain momentum.

Tari: [Shoots a gust of wind to throw her back] WAH!

Sofia: 55 km/h and 36 degrees are the numbers you want to hit, Tari!

Tari: WHAT IF I DON’T GET THE RIGHT ANGL- OOF! [Tari crashes to the floor getting demolished.]

Sofia: Ooooooohh……

[Tari respawns again.]

Theo: Tari! Are you okay?!

Tari: Yeah, I’m fine.

Lamar: You can see why this is hard, huh? When the competition’s on, you’re gonna have people attacking you too…

Tari: Grreh! Okay, okay. Enter speed and angle of 55 km/h and 36 degrees right? I can do that.

Masa: Try and use that “Meta Runner vision” of yours. It should help with getting the right trajectory.

Tari: Oh! Right! [She takes a deep breath as she turns on her vision which shows her the best path to take.] Oh! [She then makes a run for it as she jumps and uses her Wind Burst Spell.] You can do it Tari! [She struggles to get to position but makes a fall where she misses being at the right position.] WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! [She then crashes into the ground.] AH!

[She respawns again.]

Lamar: Yeah, you want to take a quick break? Load up some Crunchyroll or something?

[Tari just decides to go again which cues a montage of failures as she just crashes to the ground.]

Tari: That one hurt…[She then respawns again.]

[The scene then cuts to Belle playing Ultra Jump Mania as she fails to perform a glitch.

Belle: God damn it!

She turns off the game to restart. Lucinia then walks into the room.

Lucinia: Hey…Everything okay in here?

Belle: Come on! Boost! BOOST!

Lucinia: Oh, just the usual.

Belle: Go away Lucinia now is not the time.

Lucinia: Come on, I know the “Games Done Fast Comp” is tomorrow…but staying up till 3:00 AM is not going to do you any good.

Belle: NO! ARGH! GOD DAMNIT! AAAGGHHH!

Belle throws her controller in rage.

Lucinia: Hey, hey, hey, come on, Belle… get some sleep. You’ll perform so much better rested up.

Belle: But I haven’t even remotely gotten close to the world record today… and everyone’s expecting me to claim the title back tomorrow.

Lucinia: You. Will. Be. Fine. Stressing out now will only make you lose focus. Trust me on this one.

Belle: Yeah I guess..

Lucinia: And besides you’re one of the most talented speed runners I know. Hell, you’re a lot better than me that’s for sure.

Belle: You really know what to say don’t you?

Lucinia smiles as Belle goes to bed.

Belle: There. I’m resting now. Happy?

Lucinia: Hehehe Yeah. Good luck tomorrow. Then again, you’ve never needed luck.

Belle: You got that right!]

Lucks: You seem concerned Belle…

[Lucks is on the computer as Belle looks at the cartridge of UJM with the Project Blue crest on it.]

Lucks: Belle?

Belle: What does that blue head scrub have to do with Lucinia’s death? And what’s the hell is Project Blue anyways?

Lucks: I’ve had a search in our company database. There’s been no record at all of Tari or Project Blue. If you want answers, then you’re going to have to go find Tari.

[Belle picks up the cartridge then gives it to Lucks. Belle then walks away as Lucks looks at some files before placing the tablet onto the drawer. However before placing the tablet he sees the gun inside it as he looks at it for a bit but then ultimately just closes the drawer.]

[The scene cuts to Lamar sleeping with his body pillow.]

Sofia: Hmm hmmmm hmmm!~ [Sofia is out to take care of some bowls.]

[Masa is still looking at the screen.]

Tari (in game): ERRRRRR!!! This….this is too hard!!!

Masa: Keep practicing, you’ll get it soon. I know you will.

Tari: Urgghh! It’s no use! I tried this hundreds of times already and I don’t feel any closer!

Theo: Tari… You can do this. You just have to believe. You know…..belieeeeeeeeevveeeee….

Tari: [Sighs] Okay, let’s go again.

[Tari then walks to the side of the cliff as she attempts to try again. She takes a deep breath as she then uses the Wind Burst Spell this time she does a gainer like flip before falling down and rocketing herself downwards as she spins around and using her Meta Runner vision to calculate the path she needs to take as this time she goes take the path perfectly with no difficulties as then she makes the collision where this time it finally glitches the game out. Tari then wakes back up to the real world.]

Tari: Huuuaaaaa! I- I DID IT!

Lamar: [Jolts and wakes up] Huuh huh Wha?!

Tari: OH MY GOSH! I DID IIIIIT!

Sofia: I knew it! I knew you could do it! Whoo!

Theo: [Spawns] Yeah! [Glitches] Tari!

Lamar: Whooo! Let’s celebrate! Sake on me!

Masa: No. You’re only going to have one shot at this in the competition. Not to mention other players attacking you while you’re doing it…and we haven’t even touched on combat yet. You need to get back in there and do it again. We need you to get this.

Tari: Hmmm…Fine…

Sofia: Don’t worry Tari, you did it once you can do it again.

Lamar: We’re gonna train you up too, little man. Gonna need all that help you can to pull this off.

Theo: Yeah! We’ll be a four man death squad!

[Lamar smiles a bit while also looking a bit concerned as well.]

[Episode Ends]